does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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