she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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