you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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