My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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