There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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