Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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