Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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