Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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