Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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