All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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