Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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