We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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