Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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