The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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