is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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