i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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