omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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