i need an iv and a liver transplant
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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