1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Buhtt sex?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
this will be a night to untag.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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