Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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