Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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