i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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