I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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