ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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