make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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