Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
