You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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