is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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