Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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