I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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