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Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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