Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she peed on how many people?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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