She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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