There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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