hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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