come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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