Apparently you make a good broom.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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