i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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