love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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