your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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