1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you told grandpa to call you daddy
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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