just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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