Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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