I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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