I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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