It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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