I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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