hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
