we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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