Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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