school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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