I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
This house was built for laser tag.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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