You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
